This Photo Tells The Story Of Our Weekend

And no, there are not enough options. We're on a budget, People.

Don't even try to tell me that other people do not have 2 thermometers.

You need two, one for the original reading and one for right after that

when the first thermometer has made you all angry. Right? Right.

And for the record, yes, there may have been some type of elaborate

chart somewhere since someone is still technically a licensed nurse.