I guess I could have had some sort of blog game show. First round would be called "Guess The Surprise Home Repair!" and that would be immediately followed by the speed round of "What Are The Odds Happy Wife Cooks Dinner Even Once This Week?" and maybe the person in the lead would get to virtually throw things at me. Possibly food items like tomatoes that I still wouldn't work into some kind of meal plan for my family.
The bonus lightening final round would be "How Many Days Has It Been Since Happy Wife Has Left The House" and those who actually guess in days and not weeks would be laughed off of the show. Of course, some would have an impressive advantage since anyone who knows me in real life is aware that I've had such a fun summer so far. I mean, I've done so much! Caught up on a bunch of tv shows, color coded all the clothes in my and my husband's closet, re-organized the kitchen cupboards... Life is so much better when all the cans on the shelf have their labels pointed in the same direction. You know, stuff and things. I also didn't not have surgery about 8 weeks ago.
Oh, my insides. *Gives self good natured punch in the gut*
I'm fine! Sure! Stop looking at me like that!
Look, I made chocolate chip cookies today!
Cookies: A Healthy Alternative To Vicodin
So obviously, everything is totally fine. All other arguments are therefore invalid.
Hey, guess what? Mav the dog is having surgery later this summer, too. Which I found out about today. Just after I was told her spider bite never fully healed and is infected again. Oh, good times.
My husband and I are eventually going to go out. Of the house. Together. Somewhere. And even though I've gained a thousand pounds and lost most if not all the common sense needed to be out and about socializing with people I am not married to, I will take a picture and we will call it a date and that's that. So stay tuned.
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