I am really nervous about the Daniel Tosh show this week. Will we find a parking space? Will he make me laugh so hard I blow snot on the person in front of me? Will we be able to blend in enough so that he doesn't see us and feels the need to make fun of us and possibly make me cry?
I have also decided I am no longer clumsy. Although my busted up left toe, 3 deep wounds on the side of my right foot, scratches on the back of my left shoulder, and colorful kaleidoscope of bruises on all my limbs would still have the good foundations of a solid argument. Too bad none of those injuries were caused at the same time (midnight walking into something large and painful, cat getting under my feet while I was walking, various, various, various).
I mean, from now on, I am not clumsy. Next time I try to step over the coffee table after getting up from the couch, trying to bypass my husband's feet up on one side of me and my giant dog taking up space on the other side of me, I will yell "Parkour!" as I land all haphazard and score new bruises. Bruises that are just bright reminders of my new Parkour hobby. Parkour!
Will I yell "Parkour!" in front of Daniel Tosh?
Stay tuned for the answers to this and so many other mind numbingly... numbing questions!
And if you are wondering what Parkour! is go here and then here!
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