My husband, my folks, my brother, and I had a pretty good time at the Celtic Thunder concert. It was a bonding family experience to say the least. It has also proven inspirational!
Celtic Thunder has provided a new outlet for my brother and for me. We have decided to start a band. It is called...
Drum roll...
Guitar solo...
Another drum roll...
Wicked keytar solo...
More drums! And...
Spotlight, disco ball, seizure-inducing flashing lights...
Norwegian Wind!
Oh yeah. I know. Sent shivers down your spine, didn't it?
Well, careful, because I'm not even close to done rockin' your world.
I own a 50 year old organ AND a tiny 15 year old keyboard. (Note and then forget that I did not say that I can play either, just that I own them). I did take piano lessons for a time. Once as a child and once as an adult. That counts for something, right? Of course, I do not own a piano.
My brother owns a guitar and can play the drums. I believe he also played the saxophone and the cornet for a time. The cornet was a family thing that basically translated to "It's close enough to a trumpet! We found it at a garage sale! You'll play it and you'll like it!"
Neither of us grew up to be professional cornet players. Sadly, sadly.
Back to business here. I do own a lot of cats, so we're considering having each one play an instrument. One lady in Celtic Thunder played the harp. I bet at least one of the cats could attack a harp and have something not entirely dissonant happen. Obviously, my brother and I will be the brains behind the group. I mean, how could Norwegian Wind not sell out the Fox?
Right?
Right?
Get ready!
We cannot deny the world our musical gifts!
Our future fans!
Think of our future fans.
That is what will keep us going on the long, long roads leading us to musical greatness.
Norwegian Wind. Gosh, I hope the kitties don't get hooked on drugs and hoes. I don't want them living the rock and roll lifestyle. I guess we'll just cross that bridge when it comes. I wonder where I can get little Norwegian Wind tee shirts made for them... And they'll need hair gel... Lots of little kitty hair gel... We'll do some covers, too, of course. I really was waiting for Celtic Thunder to bust out Extreme's More Than Words but it didn't happen, so that b*tch is ours!
Picture kitties playing instruments, wearing little band tee shirts, and meowing More Than Words. If you are not blown away right now, I'm pretty sure you have no soul.
So, that is the sexy, sexy new band I am in. A band consisting of siblings and cats. Still, though, that would make my husband married to a lady in a band! That's cool for a relationship! Sorry, groupies, I am married!
Everything I do, I do it for you, Honey!
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HAHA! I needed the laugh. Thanks a lot. I think the band will do great things. Can I get an autographed copy of the first album?
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